We're in the South. There are obvious rules that we all know to follow for weddings. No white. Follow the dress code on the invite. Simple. But this bride took it over the top.
A dress code categorized by weight. Here are her explicit instructions:
WOMEN (100-160 lbs)
- GREEN Velvet Sweater
- ORANGE Suede Pants
- Loubotin [sic] heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. When we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you)
- Burberry Scarf
MEN (100-200 lbs)
- PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket
- Soda Hat
- All White Trainers
- Plain Glow Sticks
WOMEN (160+ lbs)
- all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material.
- BLACK heels
MEN (200+ lbs)
- all CAMOFLAGE [sic]
- BLACK sneakers
- RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange
She followed that list with another request. Guests are to bring a more "formal" change of clothing for after the dancing has ended... with a price tag. "Please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000."
After her dress code went viral, the bride got so angry, she is now hosting a "polygraph party" where she can ask each of the guests who leaked the info. No, we're not making this up.